blam here’s an ask test

“so, hank, when we were on tour, a nerdfighter gave me this homemade honey badger, and henry has become completely obsessed with it. and henry basically only asks two questions about everything in the world, whether it’s an airplane or a person: what sound does it make and what does it eat? so i told him the truth, that if you hear the sound a honey badger makes, it’s too late for you, and that honey badgers eat everything. so he interpreted that second answer broadly. like, whenever we can’t find the remote, he’s always like, ‘honey badger eat it.’ and when you try to explain to him the extinction of the dinosaurs, he’s like, ‘honey badger eat dinosaurs.’ all of which is to say, hank, that when i asked henry why he thought the universe had no edge, i knew how he’d answer. but i was still delighted. that’s right, hank. honey badger ate the edge.”
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